Burplefrog!

Today in Danish class we were having oral practice, so I asked my friend about the last movie she saw.

So she said: "This is kind of embarrassing but...Breaking Dawn."

And immediately I thought, Oh no is she one of THOSE people too?

So I asked, very carefully: "So...do you like the Twilight series?"

And she said: "No, but I've watched all the movies because they're so bad that they're funny."

And then we had a very nice time abusing all the characters - especially Bella - in broken Danish.

Apparently they had a very drawn-out and graphic scene in which Bella gives birth, which my friend was completely traumatised by.

Also I didn't know this, but apparently Bella doesn't tell her dad that she's pregnant with a demon child after her honeymoon, instead telling him that she's gotten an exotic tropical disease. Then after the child is born, Edward tells him that the kid is his niece, but he and Bella are adopting her. Bella's dad figures it out, however, because the kid has Bella's eyes, but after being somewhat miffed at not being told, gets over it.

I don't even...?